100 Yo Mama Jokes

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There is no better way to have fun and laugh than with Yo Mama jokes. These type of jokes is known worldwide and one of the most common ones. Discover why they are so famous with the best 100 Yo Mama jokes.

Fat

1Yo mama is so fat when she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

2Yo mama is so fat the last time she saw her phone number was on a weight scale.

3Yo mama is so fat she's on both sides of the family.

4Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.

5Yo mama is so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!".

6Yo mama is so fat that when she was sitting in the road i tried to swerve around her but ran out of gas.

7Yo mama is so fat when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

8Yo mama is so fat she steps on a scale and it goes "one at a time please".

9Yo mama is so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!".

10Yo mama is so fat the when she walked past the TV I missed 3 episodes of my show.

11Yo mama is so fat her Patronus is a cake.

12Yo mama is so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar.

13Yo mama is so fat when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

14Yo mama is so fat she wakes up in two states.

15Yo mama so fat she doesn't need Internet - she already world wide!

16Yo mama is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

17Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WalMart, she lowered the prices.

18Yo mama is so fat she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she’s known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

19Yo mama is so fat she can’t even jump to a conclusion.

20Yo mama is so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

Stupid/Dumb

1Yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

2Yo mama is so dumb when she hears it's chilly outside she grabs a bowl.

3Yo mama is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

4Yo mama is so stupid when I said, “Drinks on the house,” she got a ladder.

5Yo mama is so stupid it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

6Yo mama is so stupid, she thought the Super Bowl was a large bowl of cereal.

7Yo mama is so stupid she was talking into a letter trying to send voice mail.

8Yo mama is so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

9Yo mama is so dumb she failed a blood test.

10Yo mama is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

11Yo mama is so dumb she waited for the stop sign to turn green.

12Yo mama is so dumb that if she spoke her mind she would be speechless.

13Yo mama is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

14Yo mama is so stupid she got fired from the M&M’s company for throwing away the w's.

15Yo mama is so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting “Wait, you forgot the remote!”.

16Yo mama is so stupid when they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake.

17Yo mama is so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox Live.

18Yo mama is so dumb she disses her kids with Yo mama Jokes.

19Yo mama is so dumb she made a blonde look smart.

20Yo mama is so dumb she thinks socialism means partying.

Ugly

1Yo mama is so ugly she scares the roaches away.

2Yo mama is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

3Yo mama is so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped everybody.

4Yo mama is so ugly her portraits hang themselves.

5Yo mama is so ugly when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

6Yo mama is so ugly she got a prescription mirror.

7Yo mama is so ugly she went to a haunted house, when she came out the other side, they gave her an application.

8Yo mama is so ugly she makes blind kids cry.

9Yo mama is so ugly, when she smiles, her face hurt.

10Yo mama is so ugly her birth certificate is an apology letter.

11Yo mama is so ugly, when got hit by a car, your family was worried about the car.

12Yo mama is so ugly she went into the house of mirrors and it burned down.

13Yo mama is so ugly she walked up to a cat and gave it a heart attack.

14Yo mama is so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

15Yo mama is so ugly she scared the good looks off of Justin Bieber.

16Yo mama is so ugly she killed her shadow.

17Yo mama is so ugly that the Guantanamo Bay doesn't waterboard inmates anymore they use your mama's bikini pictures.

18Yo mama is so ugly she makes "Ugly Betty" look like a Victoria Secret Model.

19Yo mama is so ugly that she looks like she's pissed in more sinks than she's washed in.

20Yo mama is so ugly she made an onion cry.

Old

1Yo mama is so old her memory is in black and white.

2Yo mama is so old her social security number is one.

3Yo mama is so old she walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

4Yo mama is so old her Bible is autographed.

5Yo mama is so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.

6Yo mama is so old she was Eve.

7Yo mama is so old her breast milk is powder.

8Yo mama is so old that she knew Gandalf before he had a beard.

9Yo mama is so old the back of her head looks like a raisin.

10Yo mama is so old she babysat Adam and Eve.

11Yo mama is so old she is depicted in cave art.

12Yo mama is so old, her birth certificate said EXPIRED.

13Yo mama is so old she helped name the planets.

14Yo mama is so old she sat next to Jesus in the 1st grade.

15Yo mama is so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

16Yo mama is so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!

17Yo mama is so ugly, she made the Back Street Boys go Front.

18Yo mama is so ugly her pillow cries at night.

19Yo mama is so ugly she invented blind dates.

20Yo mama is so ugly she gets 364 days to dress up for Halloween.

Poor

1Yo mama is so poor at the park ducks throw bread at her.

2Yo mama is so poor she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own “Save Yo’ Mama” foundation.

3Yo mama is so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

4Yo mama is so poor, her T.V. has two channels: ON and OFF.

5Yo mama is so poor she can’t even afford to pay attention.

6Yo mama is so poor, I swatted a firefly and she said, “who turned off the lights?”.

7Yo mama is so poor she drives a peanut.

8Yo mama is so poor she has to hang her toilet paper out to dry.

9Yo mama is so poor when I ring the doorbell she says, "DING!".

10Yo mama is so poor she waves around a Popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.

11Yo mama is so poor Nigerian princes wire her money.

12Yo mama is so poor I visited her trailer and two cockroaches tripped me and a rat tried to steal my wallet.

13Yo mama is so poor, burglars break in her house and leave money.

14Yo mama is so poor, her welcome mat doesn't say Welcome; it says Welfare.

15Yo mama is so poor she had to squeeze her own milk out for her children to have cereal.

16Yo mama is so poor her idea of a fortune cookie is a tortilla with a foodstamp.

17Yo mama is so poor she uses candy wrappers as wall paper.

18Yo mama is so poor she speak's japoornese.

19Yo mama is so poor she hangs colored socks as Christmas lights.

20Yo mama is so poor she runs after a garbage truck with her grocery list.