Discover the best corny jokes to laugh at and spend the best moments with your friends
Monday, 7 October 2019 -
Corny jokes for you |
These corny jokes are so bad that they will make you laugh to death. If you want to have a fun time with your friends, read these corny jokes and share them with your squad. They are so lame and cheesy that they will make you spend the best moments.
1What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs? A condescending con descending!
2How many lips does a flower have? Tu-lips.
3What do you call a fish without eyes? Fsh.
4What did the tired criminal need? Arrest.
5What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
6Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
7What do you call birds that stick together? Vel-crows.
8What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt.
9What would bears be without bees? Ears.
10Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
11Why is there a gate around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in!
12How does a train eat? It goes chew chew.
13Where do beef burgers go to dance? The meatball.
14What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
15Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two tired!
16Why did the ghost ride the elevator? To lift his spirits.
17Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
18Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? For drizzle!
19What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops? Guardians of the Galaxy.
20I had to sell my vacuum cleaner, because it was just collecting dust.
21What’s the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.
22What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu? One requires tweetment and the other an oinkment.
23What did the snake say to the werewolf? Hiss off!
24It's Jamaican hairstyle day at work tomorrow. I'm dreading it.
25An Italian chef has died. He pasta way.
26Why did the mobile phone need glasses? It lost all its contacts.
27What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits.
28What's a bear with no teeth called? A gummy bear.
29What did the tree say to the wind? Leaf me alone!
30A book fell on my head, I can only blame my shelf.
31What do a dog and a phone have in common? They both have collar ID.
32After a crime, a detective noted that he thought it was foul play. The other detective said, “You mean, he was playing with birds?”
33Why is a doctor always calm? Because it has a lot of patients.
34How did the barber win the race? He knew a shortcut!
35What did one hat say to another? You stay here, I’ll go on a-head.
36Why was the cook arrested? He was caught beating an egg.
37How much does a Mustang cost? More than you can af-Ford.
38What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
39Which side of a duck has the most feathers? The outside.
40What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-tain.
41What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho Cheese.
42What do you call a totally unimportant elephant? - An Irrelephant.
43A burglar stole all the lamps in my house. I know I should be more upset, but I’m absolutely delighted.
44Why do people say “break a leg” when you go on stage? Because every play has a cast.
45Which side does a leopard have the most spots? The outside.
46What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
47What do you call someone who plays tricks on Halloween? Prankenstein.
48Why did the poor man sell yeast? To raise some dough.
49How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool!