Top 20 Blonde Jokes

Bring out your sense of humour and you'll know how to appreciate these blonde jokes.
Top 20 Blonde Jokes.

There's a belief that blonde girls aren't smart. Of course, this isn't true. We've prepared a list of 20 blonde jokes for you to see the fun made about them. Some of these jokes might seem offensive but just remember to bring out your sense of humour. Always with respect to everyone. After all, they are only jokes. 

If  you are blonde and you have a sense of humour, I'm sure you'll appreciate them. 

  1. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it's mine.
  2. Why were there bullet holes in the mirror? A blonde tried killing herself.
  3. How do blonde brain cells die? Alone.
  4. Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.
  5. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.
  6. How do you drown a blonde in a submarine? Knock on the door.
  7. How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She threw it off a cliff.
  8. To a blonde, what is long and hard? Grade four.
  9. What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.
  10. There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette. They were all trapped on an island and the nearest shore was 50 miles away. The redhead swam trying to make it to the other shore she swam 15 miles, drowned, and died. The brunette swam 24 miles, drowned, and died. The blonde swam 25 miles, got tired, and swam back.
  11. Why are there no brunette jokes? Because blondes would have to think them up.
  12. There are 17 blonds standing outside a disco but why couldn’t they get in? The sign said: ‘Must be 18 to enter’.
  13. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant.
  14. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
  15. What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought.
  16. A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"
  17. Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, 'It’s dark in here isn’t it?' The other replied, 'I don’t know; I can’t see.'
  18. Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.
  19. What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? You keep hearing about them but never see any.
  20. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."