The Best 30 Bad Jokes

If you want an easy laugh, read these bad jokes that you will actually find really good
The Best 30 Bad Jokes |

 

Bad Jokes

Sometimes those jokes that we listen that are really bad are the ones that make us laugh harder. They are so stupid that they become great. We want to commemorate those jokes that have made us laugh and spend good times with this compilation of 30 bad jokes.

1I hate Russian dolls. They’re so full of themselves.

2What’s black, red, black, red, black, red? A zebra with a sun burn.

3Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it'd be a foot.

4Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing!

5What’s at the bottom of the ocean and shivers? A nervous wreck!

6What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener!

7Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way.

8Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!

9My friend was planning to get a Labrador. Is he mad?! Hasn’t he seen how many of their owners go blind?!

10What flutters about and clearly never had a bath in its entire life? Stinkerbell.

11Why does Piglet smell? Because he plays with Pooh.

12How do you know when you're going to drown in milk? When it's past your eyes.

13What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”.

14What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You're too young to be smoking.

15What has four legs, one foot and one head? A bed.

16It has four legs and it can fly, what is it? Two birds.

17One twin to the other: "You are ugly."

18Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’ve bagels!

19I sold my vacuum the other day. All it was doing was collecting dust.

20Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward. That’s just how I roll.

21Why don’t crabs donate? Because they’re shellfish.

22What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eyed deer!

23Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? 10,000 soles were lost. The police said some heels started it.

24How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas? He felt his presents.

25Why do cows wear bells? Their horns don’t work.

26What's a frog's favorite drink? Croak-a Cola.

27What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotapus.

28What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear.

29How did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool.

30Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless!