More Than 20 Halloween Jokes

Make Halloween an even funnier holiday with these jokes!

Halloween Jokes
Halloween jokes for you to enjoy!

Who doesn’t love Halloween? People getting dressed up, going trick or treating, and enjoying a fun and creepy holiday.

Halloween is nearly here and we want to make it a fun holiday for you. Make kids and adults laugh with these Halloween jokes that we have compiled for you.

1. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to school?

A: His heart wasn’t in it.

2. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the ball?

A: Because he had noBODY to go with.

3. Q: What do witches ask for at hotels?

A: Broom service!

4. Q: What does a ghost call his mom and dad?

A: His transparents.

5. Q: What is one room a ghost never goes in a haunted house?

A: The living room!

6. Q: What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?

A: A grave problem.

7. Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

A: When you’re a mouse.

8. Q: What does a skeleton say before dinner?

A: Bone appetit!

9. Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A: sand-witch.

10. Q: Where does a ghost go on Saturday night?

A: Anywhere where he can boo-gie.

11. Q: What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

A: I scream!

12. Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?

A: Because you can see right through them!

13. Q: Why are skeletons so calm?

A: Because nothing gets under their skin!

14. Q: Why are graveyards so noisy?

A: Because of all the coffin.

15. Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?

A: It’s a pain in the neck.

16. Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash?

A: Because he had bat breath.

17. Q: Why don’t mummies take time off?

A: They’re afraid to unwind.

18. Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?

A: He is mist.

19. Q: What are ghosts' favorite kind of streets?

A: Dead ends

20. Q: What happens when two vampires meet?

A: It was love at first bite!

21. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

A: He didn’t have any guts!

22. Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

A: Shamboo!

23. Q: What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

A: Mummies!

24. Q: What is a ghost’s favorite pie?

A: Booberry pie!

25. Q: Where do ghosts buy their food?

A: At the ghost-ery store!


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