Top 30 Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris is known for being the protagonist of the best jokes. Read these Chuck Norris jokes and laugh!
Chuck Norris Jokes


Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris and his tough personality are the protagonists of many of the greatest jokes in the world. We have compiled the top 30 Chuck Norris jokes for you to have a fun time full of laughs with your friends thanks to this charismatic person.

1Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

2Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice.

3When God said 'Let there be light!' Chuck said, 'Say Please.'

4Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars. He was the force.

5Dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way ONCE.

6Chuck Norris can speak braille.

7The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

8Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

9Chuck Norris doesn't need to shave. His beard is scared to grow.

10Chuck Norris can unscramble eggs.

11Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.

12The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.

13Chick Norris knows the last digit of Pi.

14Chuck Norris can dribble a bowling ball.

15Chuck Norris makes onions cry.

16Chuck Norris invented death just so he could kill people.

17Chuck Norris got his driver’s license at the age of 16. Seconds.

18A total eclipse won't look directly at Chuck Norris.

19Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.

20Chuck Norris broke the law once. It still isn’t fixed.

21Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.

22Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

23Chuck Norris knows Victoria's secret.

24Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table.

25Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

26Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

27Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

28Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.

29The Universe is not expanding. It's running away from Chuck Norris.

30Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.