20 Knock Knock Jokes For Kids

"Knock knock, who's there?". Find out what the funny answers can be and enjoy a good laugh!
Knock knock jokes for kids.

 

When someone says ‘knock, knock’, it’s almost impossible not to say ‘who’s there?’, and then continue with the complete dialogue. You never know what the answer is going to be and be honest, you want to know. Here you will find some ideas for you to play this silly game.

1. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Adore.

Adore who?

Adore is between us. Open up!

2. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there? 

Annie. 

Annie who? 

Annie body home?

3. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dozen.

Dozen who?

Dozen anybody want to let me in?

4. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Avenue.

Avenue who?

Avenue knocked on this door before?

5. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Harry.

Harry who?

Harry up, it’s cold out here!

6. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in it’s cold out here!

7. Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Voodoo.

Voodoo who?

Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?

8. Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Dejav.

Dejav who?

Knock! Knock!

9. Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

I am.

I am who?

You tell me!!

10. Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Figs.

Figs who?

Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!

11. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Cow says.

Cow says who?

No, a cow says mooooo!

12. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Spell.

Spell who?

Okay, okay: W. H. O.

13. Who’s there?

Mikey.

Mikey who?

Mikey doesn’t work so help me out, would you?

14. Knock! Knock!

Who’s there?

Ice cream

Ice cream who?

Ice cream if you don’t let me in.

15. Knock, Knock!

Who’s there?

Ken

Ken who?

Ken I come in? It’s cold out here!

16. Knock, knock. 

Who's there? 

Broken Pencil. 

Broken Pencil who. 

Never mind it's pointless! 

17. Knock, knock. 

Who's there? 

Fork 

Fork who? 

Fork-get it, I'm leaving!

18. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Theodore!

Theodore who?

Theodore wasn’t open so I knocked.

19. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

An extraterrestrial.

An extraterrestrial who?

Wait, how many extraterrestrials do you know?

20. Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Nana.

Nana who?

Nana your business.

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