Your children will spend the best time with these jokes for kids that will crack them up
Wednesday, 2 October 2019 -
Jokes For Kids |
Jokes for Kids
These jokes are meant for the little ones in the house. Show them these jokes for kids at a birthday party, a sleepover or when they are playing with their friends for them to laugh together and spend the best of times.
1What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.
2What music frightens balloons? Pop music.
3What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.
4How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? By the footprints in the butter.
5What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? A power plant.
6Did you hear the joke about the roof? Never mind, it’s over your head.
7Where do cows go for entertainment? To the moo-vies.
8What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
9What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping? A dino-snore.
10What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut on vacation.
11What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
12Why do dragons sleep during the day? So they can fight knights.
13Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go!
14Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!
15Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other? Dill with it.
16How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side.
17Why was the broom late? It over swept.
18What did the policeman say to his belly button? You’re under a vest.
19Why did the man run around his bed? To catch up on his sleep.
20Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed!
21Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken’s foot!
22Which is the longest word in the dictionary? “Smiles,” because there are miles between each “s.”
23How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall.
24What is the difference between elephants and grapes? Grapes are purple.
25What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive? A minnie van!
26What side of a turkey has the most feathers? The outside.
27Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because she was stuffed.
28What race is never run? A swimming race.
29Why do you go to bed every night? Because the bed won’t come to you.
30Why did the teacher put on sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
31What falls in winter but never gets hurt? Snow.
32Why did the little boy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
33Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from the bank? He wanted a clean get away.
34What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.
35How does the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it.
36What has two legs but can’t walk? A pair of pants.
37How do you cure a headache? Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
38What can you catch but not throw? A cold.
39How can you tell a vampire has a cold? She starts coffin.
40What did the marlin say to the swordfish? You’re looking sharp.
41What is it that even the most careful person overlooks? Her nose.
42What is big, green and plays a lot of tricks? Prank-enstein.
43What has hands but can’t clap? A clock.
44What did the banana say to the dog? Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.
45Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
46What’s a snake’s favorite subject? Hiss-tory.
47Why was everyone so tired on April 1st? They had just finished a March of 31 days.
48What did one firefly say to the other? You glow, girl!
49What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? A power plant.
50How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.