Best 30 Dirty Jokes

These dirty jokes you get you an easy laugh. Check them out now and share them with your friends for a good time!
Dirty Jokes |

 

Dirty Jokes

Every one enjoys spicy and naughty jokes. Don’t be so prude and dare to read these dirty jokes and share them with your friends to have a good time full of laughter. If you have a dirty mind, you have come to the right place.

1What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet? Gum.

2What’s the difference between the G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will search for a golf ball.

3What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged.

4What’s the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber.

5What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

6What’s the difference between your job and a dead hooker? Your job still sucks.

7What do you call the useless piece of skin on a willy? The man.

8What are the three shortest words in the English language? Is it in?

9“A daughter asked her mother, "Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'?" Her mom replied, "Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”

10What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold onto your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.

11What is long, hard, and full of seamen? A submarine.

12What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom? Condoms have evolved: They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.

13What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn’t? Her navel.

14What’s the difference between anal and oral sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.

15What’s the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free.

16Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll? Ken came in another box.

17What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off.

18What do boobs and toys have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.

19How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips? Once you open it, you realize it's half-empty.

20A guy walks into a bar and asks for a whiskey. The bartender says "single?" And the guy replies, "No—happily married, but curious.”

21How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

22What’s 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women wild? A $100 bill.

23How is life like a penis? Your girlfriend makes it hard.

24What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed? A cherry float.

25Unexpected sex is a great way to be woken up… If you’re not in prison.

26What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? A trip without kids.

27What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.

28What’s the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste.

29I hope Death is a woman. That way it will never come for me.

30How did you quit smoking? I decided to start smoking only after sex.