Top 10 Cat Jokes

These funny animals will make your day with these cat jokes
Cat Jokes

 

Cat Jokes

Cats are one of the funniest animals on Earth. Their peculiar personality makes them the main topic in many jokes and they are the protagonists of plenty of funny videos and stories. Read these top 10 cat jokes that will make you laugh to death.

1What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse? Kitty Perry.

2What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.

3How do two cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.

4What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple.

5What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse.

6Wanna hear a bad cat joke? Just kitten!

7What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time? Sandy Claws.

8What do cats wear at night? Paw-jamas.

9What state has a lot of cats and dogs? Petsylvania.

10Who are cats going to vote for in November? Hillary Kitten.