Best 40 All Sorts Of Animal Jokes

"What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake!", more like this one if you continue reading.
Read and have a good laugh with these animal jokes.


There a lot of different animals in the world and each one of them is funny in its way. From the ones we have at home (cat, dog…) to those wild animals out there, we have jokes for everyone.

These animal jokes are going to make you laugh like a hyena. Enjoy!

1How do spiders communicate? Through the World Wide Web.

2What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake!

3Why do the French eat snails? They don’t like fast food.

4What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? Itenticle.

5What do you call a rabbit that has fleas? Bugs bunny.

6What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!

7What part of a fish weighs the most? The scales.

8Why is a bee’s hair always sticky? Because it uses a honey comb!

9What kind of ant is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant!

10Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.

11How do you count cows? With a cowculator.

12What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh!

13What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer!

14How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button.

15What would happen if pigs could fly? The price of bacon would go up.

16Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord." He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears it saying a prayer: "Than

17What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks.

18What kind of cat should you never play games with? A cheetah!

19What do you call a bear with no teeth. A gummy bear.

20How come oysters never donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.

21Why do you bring fish to a party? Because it goes good with chips.

22Where do fish keep their money? In a river bank!

23What do whales eat? Fish and ships.

24Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.

25What fish only swims at night? A starfish.

26What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower!

27Why do birds fly south in the winter? Because it’s too far to walk!

28What do you give a pig with a rash? Oinkment.

29How do fish get high? Seaweed.

30How many skunks does it take to make a big stink? A phew.

31What do fish take to stay healthy? Vitamin sea.

32What kind of dog always runs a fever? A hot dog!

33Why don’t bears wear shoes? What’s the use, they’d still have bear feet!

34What do you call a messy hippo? A hippopota-mess!

35What is a horse’s favorite sport? Stable tennis!

36What animal has more lives than a cat? Frogs, they croak every night!

37Who makes dinosaur clothes? A dino-sewer.

38What do you call an exploding monkey? A baboom.

39What do you call a famous fish? A star fish.

40Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale.

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