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The 30 Funniest Sports Jokes

Whether you like doing exercise or not, you will surely love these sports jokes
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Wednesday, 30 October 2019 - 10:00h
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Sports Jokes

There are two types of people in the world: those who love sports and are really good at it, even more than one type, and those who just hate it and that can't even throw a ball. But don't worry, no matter what kind of those people you are. These sports jokes are made for everyone and will surely make you laugh!

1Why do Trekkies make bad sports fans? They are always rooting for the Away Team.

2What did the coach say to the broken vending machine? I want my quarter back!

3What do you get if you see a Germany fan buried up to his neck in sand? More sand.

4I was in the gym earlier and decided to jump on the treadmill. People were giving me weird looks, so I started jogging instead.

5What's a golfer's favorite letter? Tee!

6What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quattro sinko.

7Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer.

8What's the difference between England and a teabag? A teabag could stay in the cup for longer.

9Your favourite sport says a lot about your life. For example: rugby has a breakdown every ten seconds, and so do I.

10When is a baseball player like a spider? When he catches a fly!

11Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

12What runs around a baseball field but never moves? The fence!

13Why are the dirty kids so good at soccer? Because they are Messi.

14What sports do an illegal immigrant play? Deportes.

15What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport? Cross Country.

16What animal is best at hitting a baseball? A bat!

17How is a baseball team similar to a pancake? They both need a good batter!

18How do you change a Poland supporters mind? Blow in his ear!

19What did Ronaldo sing to Messi. When your playing a bunch of sports and your sweating through your shorts drink gatorade.

20What do you call 23 millionaires around a TV watching the World Cup final? The Argentina national team.

21Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter? It never goes over very well.

22How do baseball players stay cool? They sit next to the fans.

23What do hockey players and magicians have in common? Both do hat tricks!

24Why was Cinderella such a lousy baseball player? She had a pumpin for a coach.

25If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

26Yo mamma so fat, when she plays paintball her teammates hide behind her.

27Why does Dwayne Wade wear number 3? Because that's the amount of minutes he can stay on the court without getting hurt.

28I think college athletes should get paid to play sports. Except Tennessee. They're Volunteers.

29Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!

30They say that pessimists see the cup as half empty, and optimists as half full The Belgians haven't even seen the cup!

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